Eating Too Much E-E-A-T?

Do You Want To Assess Your Diet?

Bad E-E-A-T-ing habits are becoming endemic, with too many people overindulging in tasty but nutritionally thin content.

Recent and highly questionable statistics, reported across major SEO news channels by sources unavailable for comment, suggest that up to 68% of the internet may be affected.

Are you concerned about the rising cost of miracle E-E-A-T consultation services?

Do you encounter unrealistic promises claiming to solve all your SEO problems with a few author boxes, trust badges and rewritten paragraphs?

Does your current E-E-A-T practitioner consistently underdeliver?

Are you suffering from recurring episodes of generic content syndrome?

Introducing FEAST

The First-pass E-E-A-T Assessment & Sameness Test.

Simply copy the code below into your terminal and RUN.

10 PRINT "Change the title, author, logo and domain. Is it still basically the same article?"
20 INPUT A$
30 IF A$="YES" THEN PRINT "GAME OVER": GOTO 50
40 PRINT "YOU WIN THE INTERNET, CONGRATULATIONS!"
50 RUN "REWRITE_SAME_ARTICLE.EXE"

Results Interpretation

If the answer is:

GAME OVER

Unfortunately, your content may be displaying symptoms consistent with E-E-A-T deficiency, chronic article interchangeability or excessive optimisation.

Further rewriting may not help.

If the answer is:

YOU WIN THE INTERNET, CONGRATULATIONS!

Congratulations.

You may still possess traces of curiosity, experience, judgement and independent thought.

Disclaimer

This tool is not intended to diagnose, treat or cure E-E-A-T deficiency. If symptoms persist, consult a suitably qualified SEO professional.

Side effects may include reduced keyword stuffing, increased curiosity and an inability to write interchangeable content.

This is a parody piece. Probably 😊

— Dan Williams